The Black Tulips: FORUM

[Dirty Hippy]

Helooooo? Is there anybody out there in Black Tulip Land?

I'm off to Maidstone tonight for 11 days so will have no internet access. Look after yourselves my wonderful friends. I am off for a much needed break to try and sort my head out.

P.S. I shall be in the Rooms in St. Leonards with Jules on Saturday 16th if anyone from that area is about? It's a fancy dress party or some such thing....

Bye bye
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Dirty Hippy

[Lilly-the-pink]

I am here Mr Hippy, though I'm not too sure that anyone else is. It has been very quiet in Tulip land of late, is everybody ok? There hasn't been a nasty illness in the tulipian neck of the woods that's struck everyone down has there? That would be terrible indeed.

Hope your time away is lovely and that your head gets all nice and sorted.
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It's not me, it's the system.

[Lord Fuxley]

Tulips are albuming

We love you all, obviously

When we have some songs ready we'll message the mailing list

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[Kolley]

WHAT!

I am here TOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

...wanking in the wings.

When will we hear the fruits of this labour?

HELLO LILLY!

Did you house get blown down over the weekend?

[Lilly-the-pink]

Hello darling! Glad you are still here too. Sadly my house did not get blown down over the weekend, that would have been rather exciting! It was a smidge on the windy side mind, the dustbin was going bonkers bashing around the back garden. Though I'm not sure my insurance policy would cover me if it did blow down. They have so many get out clauses when you're a house sharer that I'm 99% sure the naughty caplitalist monkeys would try and blame one of my co-habitees leaving a door open to get out of coughing up any cash. Did yours then? Have you ever been inside a house that's blown down? That'd be dead impressive!
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[feline1]

I am still here but I in a week I will make my annual Xmas return to that wee country road outside belfarce where we barely have electricity never mind the Interweb.

merry christmas wishes to all the tulips...................

[Kolley]

No I have never ever been near anything that has ever blown down, EVER.

AND

I totally agree about those cheeky capitalist chimps. I beleive I signed my life away when I agreed to a six month contract to pay vast amounts of money to live in a small petrol tank in Lewisham. I am pretty sure I will die here. THEY will find me frozen in the corner one hand clutching an unopened can of beans, the other dug shoulder deep into a cupboard desperately groping for a tin opener.

London is pretty awful at the moment. Very cold and very unloving.

PLUS IT'S CHRISTMAS

Oh, whats to be done

Quite looking forward to this...This Life speical though.

[Lilly-the-pink]

You sound suspiciously like you HAVE been near something that has blown down and that you're trying to cover up this guilty fact young man! Are you the blowing stuff down culprit? Hmmm? Are you? I do believe your cover has just been blown if nothing else. Arf arf arf, I am too funny! You're right about London, it is miserable. Very. I hereby send you some very lovely forum love to warm both your insides and your days in the same manner as the hot chocolate provided by the White Witch of Narnia. Yep, bound to work that.

Oh god, the This Life special? Me too! I'm of a certain age. When is it on? When?! When?! I need to know, indeed I must know! I will sit before fireplace in the front room with my own personal beans in hand until it appears before me on the magical light box in the corner.....
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[Kolley]

HOW DARE YOU!

I have never blown anything down in my life! Don’t get me wrong, I have huffed and puffed many a time, but I have never succeeded. For if you were a little more aware you would have noticed that most buildings nowadays are made of brick…apart from those in Lewisham of course, they are made of condom packets, needles and Nando doggy bags.

Have you ever done the deed? Your fascination with the subject is very suspicious, VERY SUSPICIOUS indeed.

Thank you much for that wallop of forum love. All I have to offer in return though is a pitiful hug in a mug; which quite frankly will scare living crap out of you with its huge Oscar the grouch arms.

As for this life, I have eerie feeling that it might be VERY disappointing…and same goes for the show, A HO HO!

[Dirty Hippy]

Hellooooooo everybody! I'm back after 11 days off work in sunny Maidstone being a rock 'n' roll star!

I have never blown a house down although I think it would be amusing just to know that I could......


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Dirty Hippy

[Lilly-the-pink]

Hippy!!!!!!! Yay you're back!!! Welcome, welcome, welcome. Was it fabulous? Are you refreshed? Tell us tales of excitement and wonder.....
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[Dirty Hippy]

I am too much of a gentleman to tell you what been up to!

I am refreshed thankyou. I got a second chance to apologise to a certain young lady which has erased 8 years of bad karma from my life.

Anyway, this is my last day with internet access until the new year so happy yuletide greetings to everyone and hope you all have a great new year!

The moving house thing may take place in the beginning of the new year and i may end up in Hastings..... still to be decided.
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[Dirty Hippy]

Well. Hope you all had a good Christmas and New Year. I hope you've all broken your New Years resolutions already.

I'm moving house in 10 days! It's so exciting...


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Dirty Hippy